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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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