why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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