what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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