- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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