- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

your life

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??