Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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