Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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