How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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