What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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This is an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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