Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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