- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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