- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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