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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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