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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

He--Hey guys

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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