- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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