- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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