- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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