whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Donald Trump

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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