- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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