What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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