How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Suck pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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