- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

i saw amango it splootered

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

God is real.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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