What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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How old are you? 7

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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