Gustavo Andrade

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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