What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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