- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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