What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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