- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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