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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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