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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Your big dick.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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