A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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