- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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