- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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