- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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