What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Denard Robinson

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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