- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Jack Stevens

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Hello

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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