- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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