- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)