What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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And you honored it I see :P

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Anti Joke

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