what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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