- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Balls

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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