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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

My spelling is horrible

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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