- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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