Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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