- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A man goes to the potty.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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