How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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