What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is life? Paul.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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