what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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