How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Weaner

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Apple hates Blackberry.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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