Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man did not like this site

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

knock,knock you suck

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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