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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Justin Bieber

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

snowglobe

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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