What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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