A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

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