What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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i like turtles

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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