- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A Chinese man fails a math test

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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