A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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