hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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