Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Dwarf Shortage

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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