- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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