what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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whats black and strange a paki

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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