- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

sky silverstein

Potassium? K.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

You sick fiend

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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