What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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