- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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