- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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