- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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