- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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