Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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woman's rights

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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