whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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