Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Andoni was here

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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