Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Your big dick.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

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