- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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