- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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