- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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