Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

You should read the Terms of Service.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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