- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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