- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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