What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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