What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Communism hehe xd

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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