- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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