What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Roses are red.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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