Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

No your aunties a joke

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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