- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Boner

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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