- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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