Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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