- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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