- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock knock. Its open.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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