- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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