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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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