- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Brain fart

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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