- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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