- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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