What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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