- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

penis in the camel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Worms don't like apples.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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