what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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