- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

whats green and lives in the water

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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