What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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a man was shot.... he died

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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