- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why? Because.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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