- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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