This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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