Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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- Helen Keller

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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