What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

There was a chicken. It squarked.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

will you like this joke my sources say no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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