What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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