What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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eoin burgin is fat

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Maths.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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