- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Happy Monday!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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