Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

women's rights.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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